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1953 (Walt Kelly, Uncle Pogo So-so Stories)

Albert the alligator looking bemused as Pogo the possum reads the label of a bottle
				of Eau de beowulf: Shake well before using on floors, ceiling and walls.  Should not be taken
				internally except in cases where sudden suicide is desired.  Good for warts and shining shoes.

2008 (POZU)

The proof is in the pudding. Just like in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, we fantasize of align world in which everything is edible... Following our number one commitment to produce products that are as non-toxic as possible, we have developed a shoe cream that is safe enough to be eaten.  Apart from treating leather,our <b>Edible Shoe Cream</b> is also a delicious 'all-in-one' beauty product that can be used as a lip balm, skin moisturizer, hair conditioner, massage oil and cooking.  You can even spreadit on toast for a nutritious snack!